Thursday, October 20, 2005

Its all about the good time!!!

A man picks up a woman for a date and they go out. She is really beautiful in a wholesome sort of way and the man really enjoys her company. They go out to a bar and he asks her, "What can I get you to drink?" She replies, "Oh, nothing... what would my sunday school think?" The man assumes she is joking and orders a beer. When she never orders anything, he realizes she means it, so he asks her if they should go to dinner. She agrees and off they go. They have a wonderful dinner and the man is really enamored with her. He asks her, as he lights up, "Do you want a cigarette?" She replies, "No... what would my sunday school kids think?" So he tosses it and decided to take her home. On their way back to her place he thinks to himself, Geez, she doesn't drink or smoke... I ain't gettin' any tonite! They begin to pass motels and he figures this will be the last time he sees her again, so he decides to joke some. "Wanna stop for a quick bang?" The woman replies, "Sure, I was hoping you'd ask!" They get a room and have incredible sex. Afterwards, the man asks the woman with a sly grin, "What are you gonna tell your sunday school kids?" As she is putting her lipstick back on and checking herself in the mirror, she replies, "I'll tell them what I always tell them. You don't have to drink or smoke to have a good time...."

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