Update...

Hey BlogReaders! Today is the first day that I have written in a VERY long time; I have much interesting news to detail.
I have just returned from an.... ummmm... INTERESTING... trip from Colorado with my housemate. We both had altitude sickness very bad. I didn't suffer near as much as he. But, I wasn't spared the horrifying embarrassment when he started blowing chunks off the chairlift! I just pretended to be looking out at the gorgeous mountains, even though the echoing resoundment of my housemate'w gut-wrenching heaves were rather apparent... plus, the bile material showering the slope and skiers below. It was surreal! LOL!
Now, back at home, I feel rather good being 250ft above sea-level, as opposed to 12, 998 ft. above the majestic sea. My house if fine, my cats are fine, and my new flame is SOOOOO FUCKING FINE!!!! MAN, IS HE FINE! All I have to do is think of him and I tingle.... LOL!
I know, I know... I sound completely irrational and rathe pathetic in my infatuation and emotional overembellishment, but HE MOVES ME!!!! If you only knew HOW he moves me.... he he he! Well, that is all I am going to tell you bitches. The rest is left to the imagination, even though your imaginations WILL fall short in comparison to my reality. HINTL: My nickname is "Gumby" and his is "Pokey"... do the math and stew in your envy!!!!! LOL! Enough for now. I will post more later! Till then, stay tuned and enjoy! :)