A Stupid Mistake With Even Stupider Consequences

Here is a lesson for those of us that are unfortunate enough to reside in the wonderful Keystone State: NEVER REFUSE A CHEMICAL BLOOD TEST!!!! If you do, you will end up like me on house arrest. It has turned my life upside down, robbed me of the only thing that I ever truly had (emotional efficacy) and made me dependent beyond pathetic constraints... Currently, I hate my life almost as much as I hate the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania! I hope you motherfuckers choke on my monthly $300 money order and it gives you the shits so bad that your bureaucracy has to wait in line for the toilet! The upside of it is that I have a great CCO and no ankle bracelette... Beat that, Martha!!!!
In the meantime, very few people have come to my lonely aid. My dear sweet sister has come to see me the most. My other family came up on Mother's Day because of a shin-dig that my wonderful sister threw together for my dubious mother... Yes, she IS dubious!!!! I am trapped in a house in the middle of NOWHERE with a big fat oaf of a cousin... well, that isn't true, life became too horrid to bare and instead of swan diving, in perfect form, from my second story balcony, I asked her to PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT!!! So, now I am left with only the shell chock of a 20 yr old woman who doesn't know how to make a sandwich for herself, let alone bathe, be courteous enough to lend a helping hand, or even have the grace to say "thank you" once in a while... here's some irony, the moose ended up working at a Wawa making sandwiches... WTF!!!! So, now it is just me and my personalities here ... AND WE ARE PISSED!!!!
PS (If you are wondering where all my poetry went... I had to take it down. I am sending it off for publication... not that any of you skank asses commented. Oh yeah, one person and my sweet sister! Roo, if you are reading this, "YOU FUCKING ROCK OUT!!!!! KEV TOO!!!! (and stop biting your nails)....